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Feb 1, 2023Liked by Dan Epstein

Really well done, lmao. Only you could do such hilarious justice to this piece of pseudo Egyptian schmaltz. Your range and variety is part of what gives me the "can't wait to see what he did now" feeling each time you post.

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Feb 3, 2023Liked by Dan Epstein

Weekly World News sponsors a single-ended community tug-o-war to hoist Scott Walker out of that abandoned well. Participation is free, but all are required to work shirtless and wear the requisite thick coats of bronzer. It was a weird day, but the spontaneous karaoke, amateur snake charming, and wheelbarrow “chariot” races that broke out afterwards will play well in the stories that are certain to be spun. Watch your step, Scotty. I’m not sure it would work out so well the second time around.

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Hahaha!

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